I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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