You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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