he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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