I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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