She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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