at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
