U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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