I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour