gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.