so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.