Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just pynch a tree in the face

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(253): View more from Washington

don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.

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(561): View more from Florida

I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.

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(770): View more from Georgia

You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.

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(816): View more from Missouri

It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.

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(219): View more from Indiana

How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?

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(906): View more from Michigan

Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.

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(815): View more from Illinois

After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked

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