I'm going to rape someone's good day.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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