I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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