i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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