Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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