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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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