Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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