I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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