i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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