Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Me too!
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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