its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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