nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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