I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
organizing the empties. That sober.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
