they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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