He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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