69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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