Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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