Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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