Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just tell him i said nine months
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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