brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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