i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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