he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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