Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
