I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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