Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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