My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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