i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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