the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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