sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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