you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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