Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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