in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize