Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
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member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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