my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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