Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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