Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Holy shit dude........stairs
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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