if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize