i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
