: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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