i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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