Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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