this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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