i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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