dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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