I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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